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Horoscopes 6/23/14 – 6/29/14

Aries You begin the week feeling creative, playful, and a little more conscious about what needs to be done. You are building new work. A creative and futuristic attitude will propel you into the week. You’ll manifest through family, friends, and tribe. The new moon Friday is about memories, comfort zones, parents, and heritage. You […]

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Horoscopes 6/16/14 – 6/22/14

Aries You begin the week coming down from a socially rich time. Thursday afternoon through most of Saturday you’ll be the life of the party with the moon and Uranus in Aries. Resisting the urge to strike out at someone possibly close to you is a preferred option to take. Stay peaceful and surround yourself […]

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A Strange Fish Indeed

Well, Edmund was not fishing at any ordinary stream, and he was not here to catch ordinary fish.

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Horoscopes 5/26/14 – 6/1/14

Aries Your motivation is back. Your desire to be smarter is here as well. The new moon highlights environment, childhood friends, siblings, and cousins. It also gives you more of a passion for working with your hands. The weekend looks good for digging in the garden as well as taking care of domestic issues. Think in terms of getting things […]

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Horoscopes 5/19/14 – 5/25/14

Aries The wind is at your back with Mars going direct Monday evening. Problem relationships will be eliminated. Good relationships will be strengthened. The sun transits you third house beginning Tuesday night. Get more in touch with your local environment and the things you’re passionate about. Focus more on communication, poetry, storytelling, and song writing. Be aware […]

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Horoscopes 05/12/14 – 05/18/14

Aries For adults, this week may be characterized by an extra active libido, along with a search for deeper meaning. We begin with Venus and Mars opposite each other in mutual reception. The full moon in Scorpio Wednesday picks up the pace of the passion, along with the sun in Taurus’ sensual nature. Venus conjoins […]

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Horoscopes 4/14 – 4/20

Aries This is your grand finale week. We begin with a full moon lunar eclipse in your seventh house. Partnership issues are bound to be affected by this. There is a sense of love and confrontation at the same time. Money and security issues weigh in heavily Tuesday through early Thursday. By Friday you find things […]

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Horoscopes 4/7-4/13

Aries A huge buildup of energy takes place this week. Those who are not busy being born are busy dying. Tie up loose ends. Practice deep breathing and keep your patience while things are seemingly getting out of hand. Tuesday and Wednesday are power days for you, when the pressure will lessen and you’ll be in […]

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Horoscopes 3/31 – 4/6

Aries Know your limits without having to be ruled by them. You should find ways to compromise between your desires and other peoples wishes. The week begins strong for you with the moon in Aries Monday. Stubborn personalities may hinder your progress on Wednesday and Thursday. This weekend you may find it more rewarding to […]

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Horoscopes 3/24-3/30

Aries It’s your time to shine this week. Finish off any unfinished business that you meant to complete in the last several months. Think of this as a time to clean up the things that were left undone. You need to start your solar year with a sense of freshness. Relationship issues continue to amaze you. […]

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This Shit is Just Really Sad

I hope you enjoy this walk down memory lane with us. I know it’s bittersweet, but really, so were we.

Hot Flashes: Welcome To Chico, The Best Place Ever Invented Ever

by DANIEL TAYLOR • Originally Published August 2008
Hey Everybody! OMG did you know that people in Chico are the happiest fucking people on earth?

An Unnecessary, Semi-Accurate History of ‘Hot Flashes’

Free drinks, the adoration of moderately attractive women, the hushed reverence of my tight-panted peers at emo shows; the fringe benefits were numerous.

The Passion of the (Sleazus) Christ

My job is to create stuff out of words. And I wouldn’t have it without my time at Synthesis.

Undercover Juggalo: Stream of consciousness at the ICP show

Walking into the show left me with the kind of nervous energy I usually only get when my car breaks down in the wrong side of town. Or when I’m showing a woman my penis for the first time.

Black Eyes and Blue Balls

by Maurice Spencer Teilmann • Originally Published April 2005 | The world watches as Chico State’s Greek system takes another shot to the gonads

Bill Says: OPEN SEASON

Originally Published DECEMBER 2005 | I’d imagine that was probably the first time someone said the word “dildo” at an AS Government meeting

Event Calendar – Week of March 23, 2015

Best Bets: Wednesday, March 25th Punk rock karaoke Maltese Are you anti-establishment? Me too! Especially that corner store-establishment where they […]

Sayonara, Synthesis

“You cocky little shit. Tell them I’ll have it in when it’s done. [CLICK]”

Meter’s Running: The Wet Brunette

“There’s that son of a bitch!” I yelled, growling deeply out the back of my throat. I couldn’t even tell who was driving the other taxi but it didn’t really matter, the car was the right color.

Service Dogs

The ADA gives disabled Americans the protection they need to interact with society with their help of their service animals. However, we in the disabled community have the responsibility to ensure that our dogs are well trained and well mannered.

Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number

The sequel to 2012’s shockingly violent, schizophrenic top-down killer, Wrong Number carries us back into an adrenaline soaked ‘80s nightmare that is at once familiar and different.

Insomnia and Revolution

Long-time Chico icons going off-line and early morning ruminations lead to a long, hot bath

The End Is Nigh. (Part One)

Some might not understand us feeling gratified in spite of the Synthesis’ demise. But they’re idiots who don’t understand what it was like to work here.

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