How do you earn your bread?
I mostly make money selling stuff on Ebay that I get from auctions, yard sales, and thrift stores.

If attacked by a rabid chihuahua, what would you do?
Are there non-rabid chihuahuas?

What’s your favorite nail polish color for the summer 2013 season? Who wants to draw attention to the tips of their fingers? What a weird part of the body to want to emphasize. “Look! I have sexy cuticles!” So weird.

Indulge me.
I once went to a zoo. Would a Portland circus have monkeys riding fixed gears instead of tricycles?

Jen Cartier misses Chico! However, she has taken to the great beyond (er...The Bay Area) to be some kind of chocolate maven while simultaneously figuring out how the hell to navigate her long-ass work commute, and still kick ass at raising three munchkins, loving one soon-to-be husband, and keeping one rascally Brittany Spaniel in the damned yard. She loves Nutella, red wine, and American Spirits. She takes her dog along on runs to wear him out (sometimes he shits in someone else's yard - bonus!) and also to balance her own general consumption of all the fine tasty things life offers, ciggys included. Follow her blog at riceflourmemoirs.com