Do you kiss your mother with that mouth, truck driver?
The most important ingredient for success is enthusiasm
Spending our money is the most powerful political act in our lives.
I think all condensation is bullshit; when my windshield fogs up in the winter, it’s probably Chem-windshield.
Every time you see a homeless person, ask them for spare change or an extra cigarette. This should always be done while wearing your best clothes.
I hope that your irresponsibility, dog owner, is born out of ignorance, which can be resolved with knowledge.
Moreover, the incentive is stronger for those who earn less *cough* college students *cough.*
Every time you bend at the waist that fabric stretches into what amounts to a tinted window.
Every year around tax time, I hear a particularly foolish claim: “I don’t want to make more money, because I’ll move up in tax brackets and end up with less money overall.”