Just when it started getting a little scary, a black kid put his speakers in his second- story window and blasted Dylan singing “The Times They Are a Changin’.”
It’s difficult to enumerate all the levels of betrayal to be found in Dylan’s act of pimping for Chrysler.
In a recent column…Tom Perkins, one of America’s persecuted rich people, expressed his fears that people like him are facing a fate much like the Kristallnacht atrocity
So dedicated are the drug companies to eradicating this limp-dick scourge that TV commercials promoting the cure for the problem are repeated several thousand times each day.
It’s a widely understood rule of citizenship that those who fail to maintain enough viewing hours are designated as un-American, and thus subject to expulsion. If we don’t watch football, the terrorists have won.
They are the decency defectives, and we have a plague of them these days.
In a recent fit of the most idle of idle curiosity, I did a Google search on important dates for the month of January, and boy howdy, did I learn a lot.
Clip and save this column. If I haven’t called at least 9 of these accurately, your money will be cheerfully refunded.
His dislike of writing he devours so avidly extends even to the title of my column.
An Older Gentleman Gives His Top Ten Reasons Facebook Kinda Sucks, And Says Everything You’ve Been Thinking
I’ve been checking in on Facebook a couple of times a day for several months now, and I pretty much hate it.
As I drew near the entrance, I saw hundreds of bargain hunters milling around, and I heard the unexpected sounds of people cursing.
I’m sure guys like Clooney had a great many letters of recommendation. I, on the other hand, was limited to my wife’s rather tepid note of support.
I didn’t get busted that night, but I came to know the suspicion that can come with fitting a profile cops don’t like.
On mornings when her hair won’t do what she’d like it to do, does Sarah exclaim in exasperation: “Oooh, these split ends are worse than slavery”?