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dain

Print is fucking dead. The written word and human experience are alive and well.

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Read This Nog Log And Get Ready To Spend The Rest Of The Day Trying To Pick Your Jaw Up Off The Floor

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It tastes like the most amazing melted French Vanilla ice cream sprinkled with nutmeg. But it lacks “Christmas at Grandma’s.”

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Dain “If It Moves It Dies” Sandoval: Jive Turkey Dinner

dain

We did not come over on the Mayflower, set up wholesome communities, and feast jovially with Native Americans* with mother-effing HAM! [*these claims are unsubstantiated, and may actually be quite errant.]

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La Fin De Votre Visage

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This entire show is like the soundtrack to a fucked up nature film depicting a sperm whale and giant squid grappling to the death

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Lou Reed Phone Interview (October 2006)

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Lou Reed passed away October 27, 2013 at the age of 71. When I got to the office Monday morning, I remembered that Synthesis had done a quick chat with Lou Reed a few years ago. I found the audio file eerily (or not eerily) dated October 27, 2006. Deliciously uncomfortable at times, Maurice Spencer […]

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We’ll Just Leave This Here

seanvid

Councilman Sean Morgan is fucking over it. We feel your pain, sir.

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Teh Booze

d_teq

In my journey to sobriety I learned that alcohol was not the problem, I was the problem.

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