Today I will not be talking about sex, or having sex, or what happens when this leaks, or that burns, or what to do when a ‘friend’ gets whateverthefuck stuck in a body cavity. Nope. Well, sort of nope.
If you rip one out of the blue whilst your partner is giving you oral— that’s just mean. Funny, but mean.
Is it okay to also snuggle/pet your kitty while your guy is petting YOUR kitty?
Dear Balls, There is no easy way of saying it so I am just going to say it. I am twenty-year-old female and am still a virgin. I feel like a unicorn when I say that. But I also feel shame when I say that; so saying this is really hard and I would […]
What is the correct office etiquette when your boss (whom you like, but not in “that” way) is clearly sporting an erection? Is it proper for one to point out the elephant in the room (or maybe “pickle in the room” might be a better analogy)? Or should one simply begin extolling the virtues of […]
Students! Allow myself to introduce… myself. I am Balls McPhearson, and I am somehow the love/sex/life advice columnist. I assure you I have ZERO formal training in social work and as such, I often feel most of you are a bunch of whiny milquetoasts who could all use a swift kick in the pants and […]
Please find appended to this space some of my very own hand-crafted Sexytimes Love Coupons.
Know what’s more uncomfortable? Discovering the hard way that your lover has secretly picked up an inflatable pineapple.