Where We Wind Up

We are looking down into the hole. I’m early for the funeral I’m crashing and Pat, who is the Grounds Manager, is showing me where the body, which has yet to arrive, will go.

August 1st: Icarus The Owl

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The Opposite of Living

Something she told me added tinder to the little sparks that have been popping in my head…

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High-Speed Internet, NIMBY, and Weed

Faster Internet Generates Greater Time-Squandering Opportunities, the Hypocrisy of Fracking Opposition, and the Growing Cult of Pot.

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I Love It All So Much Right Now

In each drawer there are stacks upon stacks of pages from the hotel stationery pads, filled with people’s thoughts, secrets, drawings…

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Telltale’s The Walking Dead, S2E4: “Amid The Ruins”

If Season Two of Telltale’s choose-your-own-misadventure experience has had any strong theme, it’s that life is hard, death is easy, and you can save some people some of the time, but you can’t save all people all of the time

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Where We Wind Up

We are looking down into the hole. I’m early for the funeral I’m crashing and Pat, who is the Grounds Manager, is showing me where the body, which has yet to arrive, will go.

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Supertime

Art by Logan Kruidenier logankruidenier.tumblr.com

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The World’s First Honest Cover Letter

Sorry, were you expecting a cover letter burbling about how orgasmically thrilling it would be to work for your exalted place of business?

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August 1st: Icarus The Owl

Deliciously authentic and well-written songs that explore themes of love, romance and self-discovery through awesomely memorable melodies.

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Horoscopes 7/28/14-8/3/14

Aries Things have been looking up for you recently. You know what feels right for you. You’ve established yourself as a creative force. You’re making an effort to be more loving. Being heart-centered feels good. Mars in your eighth house may make you impatient, horny, or wanting to control things that you can’t control. The […]

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The Boxes

THE Boxes, the ones I’ve carried from move to move without unpacking them—have started to become sentient.

Send in the Killer Clowns

In more uplifting, albeit stranger news, a Japanese woman has created a kayak which is a blown up replica of her ladyparts.

Consortium

Interdimensional Game’s Consortium has the ambition of letting the player do as they please, and building a story out of player agency, not fatalistic storytelling.

If I Were the President

It’s hard for me to even imagine how bad things must be for parents to send their unaccompanied children north, with little more than a prayer and a hope for something better.

Everybody in Outer Space Lost Their Marbles

Thomas Livingston’s inner monologues are poetic, existential, almost Shakespearean; full of flower petals. But then his day-to-day dialogues with his wife, and with his friends, are just so cold and gray.

Supertime

 by logan kruidenier logankruidenier.tumblr.com

In The Throne Room Again

So! I’ve been watching your 1070 AD self, and she needs to get A LOT better at planting potatoes… tomorrow, you’re going to wake up and ask your sister to teach you to jump rope

Boxing Shadows

I take out like at least a half-dozen shadows before the buzzer goes off. I’m some sort of prodigy.

Icko Sicko, by Icko Sicko

For those who appreciate furiously earnest punk rock purism it would be wise to listen up.

Io Torus, Fighting The Villain, Save Us From The Archon, and UFO vs. NASA

It was like joyful, erratic, math-y, instrumental chaos.

Your Place In The Money Game

It’s pithy, but you need to control your money instead of it controlling you.

Unsolicited Advice: Chemtrails

I think all condensation is bullshit; when my windshield fogs up in the winter, it’s probably Chem-windshield.

Horoscopes 7/21/14-7/27/14

Aries Curious shifts continue to happen. The biggest one for you is Mars moving into your eighth house on Friday. […]