Everything is tacos. Have I ever had a life without tacos? What was my first taco like? Will I ever not have a taco again?
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I hope you enjoy this walk down memory lane with us. I know it’s bittersweet, but really, so were we.
by DANIEL TAYLOR • Originally Published August 2008
Hey Everybody! OMG did you know that people in Chico are the happiest fucking people on earth?
Free drinks, the adoration of moderately attractive women, the hushed reverence of my tight-panted peers at emo shows; the fringe benefits were numerous.
My job is to create stuff out of words. And I wouldn’t have it without my time at Synthesis.
Walking into the show left me with the kind of nervous energy I usually only get when my car breaks down in the wrong side of town. Or when I’m showing a woman my penis for the first time.
by Maurice Spencer Teilmann • Originally Published April 2005 | The world watches as Chico State’s Greek system takes another shot to the gonads
Originally Published DECEMBER 2005 | I’d imagine that was probably the first time someone said the word “dildo” at an AS Government meeting
Best Bets: Wednesday, March 25th Punk rock karaoke Maltese Are you anti-establishment? Me too! Especially that corner store-establishment where they kicked me out when I was trying to buy my dad-beers, because they’re fascist dictators… also I wasn’t wearing pants, and I was rolling balls on Molly. But still! Total dickheads. Come scream “London Calling” […]
“You cocky little shit. Tell them I’ll have it in when it’s done. [CLICK]”
“There’s that son of a bitch!” I yelled, growling deeply out the back of my throat. I couldn’t even tell who was driving the other taxi but it didn’t really matter, the car was the right color.
The ADA gives disabled Americans the protection they need to interact with society with their help of their service animals. However, we in the disabled community have the responsibility to ensure that our dogs are well trained and well mannered.
The sequel to 2012’s shockingly violent, schizophrenic top-down killer, Wrong Number carries us back into an adrenaline soaked ‘80s nightmare that is at once familiar and different.
Long-time Chico icons going off-line and early morning ruminations lead to a long, hot bath
Some might not understand us feeling gratified in spite of the Synthesis’ demise. But they’re idiots who don’t understand what it was like to work here.
Aries You are re-born. There is nothing to keep you from achieving all you desire. Mars in the first house continues to give you backbone and strength. You are more driven than usual. Work on the little things that will make your personal life thrive. You are more keyed into sensual pleasures than usual. Major […]